Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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