Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
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