Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I could fuck to npr.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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