You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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