okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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