Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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