Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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