**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I am full of burrito and curiosity
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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