Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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