It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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