I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
wow bdsm is so cute
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