There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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