Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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