Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
i think my mom watched the whole time
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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