So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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