we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
Randomize
