let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
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