i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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