just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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