The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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