found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
She's the barista slut.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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