that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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