Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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