Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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