i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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