went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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