Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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