You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
i barfeds in our rink
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
We just shotgunned beers for America
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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