her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
So many bounce houses so little time
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
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