I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
Randomize