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Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
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