i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
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