Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
May the power of my ass compel you!!
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
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