similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
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