Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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