Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
