Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
two words: eviction party
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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