We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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