apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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