She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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