Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
I think your dad took our porno
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
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