Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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