just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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