Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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