I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
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