State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Crop dusting thru forever 21
Randomize
