susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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