She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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