Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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