girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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