It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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