He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
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