question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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