He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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