Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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